Quite similar to what you had find on the likes of the Jerry Springer Show, the story is a hot mess. First we had Nivea (remember her? the girl behind Don't Mess with my Man and Laundromat....loved her back in my boring Oxford days), who got married to Terius (The Dream) in 2004 and gave him three kids (a daughter and twin boys). The couple however divorced in 2007 with The Dream saying he was becoming bitter and didn't want to get to a point where he would take it out on Nivea (not in those exact words lol, but that was the general gist of his statement....yawn!). But this was not to be the last we would see or hear of Miss Nivea, no, she went on to have a son with Lil Wayne (say what? well they apparently dated on and off in the past...hmmm) in 2009. Apart from this, all has gone quiet in Niveaville, although the release of her 2010 album, Purple Heart is still pending (thought so).
Then came along Miss Milian (hottie alert!!), you already know I will be somewhat biased cause she's just too darn cute! So Miss M strutted onto the scene with some baggage as she had been through a break up in 2005 (cue cheating Nick Cannon, now Mr Mariah Carey). Nick had reportedly said he refused to stay faithful to her because their relationship was becoming more like a "Christian romance" (the nerve!). Fortunately, Miss M dusted herself off and went into another relationship in 2006 with Andre Lyon (who??). They supposedly parted ways in 2009 on an attempted "break" (still don't get why people think this ish works....just break up or stay together!). This time around, Christina said it was "hard to grow together when you live on two different coasts" (more like The Dream had told her "Shawty is a ten"). Anyhoo, their relationship became public knowledge after much speculation, especially after they were photographed in March 2009 when Christina had that dreadful-but-she-still-looks-foine blonde hairstyle.
They reportedly got married in Rome, Italy, few months later, with Dre saying he thought The Dream was "a good fit for her" (personally her alarm bells should have gone off at this point....Dre said what now??). Even spookier, on September 11, 2009, they announced they were expecting their first child together (The Daily Mail reported that the pregnancy was a surprise). Then in July this year, after he was spotted canoodling another woman (his assistant Melissa Santiago) in the Caribbean/Atlanta (yet to be clarified), The Dream announced they had separated in late 2009 (apparently Miss M had no idea about this situation...deep!), just a few months after their wedding and before the birth of their daughter in February this year. Like Nivea, we are still waiting on Miss Milian's 2010 album, Elope.
Of course there is more, so today everyone from my friends to Perez Hilton has had every opinion possible on why a man like The Dream or any man for that matter, would cheat on a woman that looks like Miss Milian (ummm ever heard of Halle Berry's relationship woes?). Like I said in my previous posts, he did it because HE CAN and obviously because one of "us" (women) made herself available for him to do it. Also it has nothing to do with looks, as one of my best male friends said, "you think Christina is hot? Then you ain't seen nothing yet!" lol. I had to laugh cause it is so damn true, there will always be someone hotter, perhaps better, richer, more accomplished, wiser, sexier and whatever else but there is ONLY one you. If he doesn't appreciate that, all I can say is good riddance to bad rubbish! Hey Christina, perhaps it's time you called off your break from Andre and give him another go......just saying! :-)
